Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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