forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Welp...herpes.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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