Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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