i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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