I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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