You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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