Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I have feelings that need drinking.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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