I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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