People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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