Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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