My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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