did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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