still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
