Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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