She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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