Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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