therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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