There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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