that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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