there was a trapeze. enough said
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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