That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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