If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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