And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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