I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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