Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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