we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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