Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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