I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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