dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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