but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
It's rum buckets o'clock
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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