spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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