I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My pussy is not your playground.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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