only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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