May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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