your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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