fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My breasts were aching with rage.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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