So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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