She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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