Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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