fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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