fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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