My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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