who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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