It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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