I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
