sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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