Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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