I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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