walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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