ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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