Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he quoted the bible to break up with me
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
