dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
