Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We are two peas in an std pod
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I need a beard to bite.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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