Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
