you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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